Talk about the oldest building in Valbrook--this used to be one o' them old Spanish missions back before the war. You know it used to be a fake stop on the Underground Railroad? They had a little iron prison installed at the top to keep slaves from runnin' away. Now it's the perfect office for super-strong vice-mayor Spanky, since he can't destroy it!
Incidentally, this is the one place you'll never find Mayor Dean--he's plum too busy to sit around doin' his job all day!