It's a little bit weird--I know I remember there being other churches in Valbrook, I just can't recall their names...oh well, I figure it ain't too important, since The Revelations of the Snake Charismatic Church is the only one that matters anyway!
I understand your dismay, brothers and sisters--how can a church literally built over a snake pit be anything other than deceitful? I'd answer your question with another question--who do we learn the most from in the Bible?
That's right--the snake who exposed our sins and material worth!
Pastor Aurum teaches us that the only way to reach heaven is to divest ourselves of gold and sin, throwing them into the pit to become a worthy sacrifice to the one true Serpentus Jehovah, that wonderful Snakey Jesus!
Can I get a hallelujah and a half? Amen!