Valbrook Town Map. Descriptions below


Valbrook is one of two major towns in Butte County, which was established
shortly after the Civil War. The story goes that Malachi Wolfe and his
partner, Ulysses Butte, stole a load of Confederate gold and fled to a
remote location in the South. The two planned a great community, but
their relationship quickly soured. They walked 15 miles from each other
and erected their cities in opposition. Valbrook lost the contest for
being the county seat, which influenced the name of the county—just one
of many points in the continuing conflict of the two families.

5: Charismatic Church of the Snake

    It's a little bit weird--I know I remember there being other churches in Valbrook, I just can't recall their names...oh well, I figure it ain't too important, since The Revelations of the Snake Charismatic Church is the only one that matters anyway!
    I understand your dismay, brothers and sisters--how can a church literally built over a snake pit be anything other than deceitful? I'd answer your question with another question--who do we learn the most from in the Bible?
    That's right--the snake who exposed our sins and material worth!
    Pastor Aurum teaches us that the only way to reach heaven is to divest ourselves of gold and sin, throwing them into the pit to become a worthy sacrifice to the one true Serpentus Jehovah, that wonderful Snakey Jesus!
    Can I get a hallelujah and a half? Amen!